Where's the beef?

While the public has registered their overwhelming approval and excitement for "Collar", now playing the Paramount Theatre in Middletown, New York (tickets are $5 and $7.50 for the 4pm and 7pm shows, respectively), the mainstream media has yet to weigh in on either the quality or the content of this important motion picture. We fully understand that as functionaries of conglomerate media, it is not in their best interest, nor does it serve their profit motive to endorse independent product (especially that made outside of Hollywood). There may come a time in the not-too-distant future, however, when listening to their audience will, once again, become more important than kowtowing to their corporate masters. Be that as it may, it is crucial that the public, given the issues of the day (in an election year, no less), take a closer look at where we are as a culture, and where we are going as a society. "Collar" offers the opportunity for everyone to do both. For ticket information, contact the Paramount box office or go to Middletownparamount.com, or order directly at collarthemovie.com!